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2008-03-29T15:43:00.005-04:00

It's no secret I have a butler. I receive hundreds of e-mails each week requesting that I please post some of my favourite recipes made by my butler. Being the nice Sonner that I am, I've decided to share my very favorite recipe. I hope you enjoy.

Italian-American Lasagna

2 pounds fresh or packaged whole-milk ricotta cheese (DO NOT use skim milk ricotta, you idiots)
Italian-American meat sauce (recipe follows)
Salt
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
2 pounds lasagna noodles
2 large eggs
2 1/2 cups freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese (use Kraft and face my wrath, chat scrap)
1 pound mozzarella cheese, preferably fresh, sliced thin (use Kraft shredded in a plastic bag and I will son you for life) l-)

Italian-American meat sauce

Two 35-ounce cans Italian plum tomatoes (preferably San Marzano)
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
2 medium yellow onions, diced (about 2 cups)
6 cloves garlic, peeled and chopped fine
5 to 6 meaty pork neck bones (about 3/4 pound)
1 pound ground beef
1 pound ground pork
Salt
4 bay leaves
1 1/2 teaspoons dried oregano, preferably Sicilian type dried on the branch, crumbled
3/4 cup dry white wine
1/3 cup tomato paste
3 to 4 cups hot water

Pass the tomatoes and their liquid through a food mill fitted with the fine disc. Set aside.

Heat the olive oil in a heavy 4 to 5-quart pot over medium heat. Add the onions and cook, stirring occasionally, until golden, about 8 minutes. Make a little room in the center of the pot, dump in the garlic, and cook, stirring, until the garlic is lightly browned, about 2 minutes. Add the pork bones and cook, turning, until lightly browned on all sides, about 5 minutes. Add the ground beef and pork and season lightly with salt. Cook, stirring to break up the meat, until the meat changes color and the water it gives off is boiled away, about 10 minutes. Continue cooking until the meat is nicely browned, about 5 minutes. Add the bay leaves and oregano, then pour in the wine. Bring to a boil and cook, scraping up the brown bits that cling to the pot, until the wine is almost completely evaporated. Pour in the tomatoes, then stir in the tomato paste until it is dissolved. Season lightly with salt. Bring to a boil, adjust the heat to a lively simmer, and cook, uncovered, stirring often, until the sauce takes on a deep, brick-red color, 2 to 3 hours. Add the hot water, about 1/2 cup at a time, as necessary to maintain the level of liquid for the length of time the sauce cooks.

Skim off any fat floating on the top and adjust the seasoning as necessary.

Directions for lasagna

Line a sieve with a double thickness of cheesecloth or a basket-type coffee filter. Place the ricotta over the cheesecloth and set the sieve over a bowl. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate overnight or up to 1 day. Discard the liquid that drains into the bowl. Make the meat sauce.

Bring 6 quarts of salted water (pasta water should taste like the sea) and the olive oil to a boil in an 8-quart pot over high heat. Stir about one-third of the lasagna noodles into the boiling water. Return to a boil, stirring frequently. Cook the pasta, semi-covered, stirring occasionally, until al dente, about 8 to 10 minutes.

While the pasta is cooking, set a large bowl of ice water next to the stove. When the lasagna noodles are al dente, remove them with a wire skimmer and transfer to the ice water. Let them stand until completely chilled. Repeat the cooking and cooling with the remaining two batches of noodles. When the cooked noodles are chilled, remove them from the ice bath and stack them on a baking sheet, separating each layer with a clean, damp kitchen towel.

While the noodles are cooking, beat the eggs with a pinch of salt in a mixing bowl until foamy. Add the ricotta and stir until thoroughly blended. Preheat oven to 375 F.

To assemble the lasagna, ladle about 3/4 cup of the meat sauce over the bottom of a 15x10-inch baking dish. Arrange noodles lengthwise and side by side so as to cover the bottom of the baking dish and overhang the short ends of the dish by about 2 inches. (a little "cut and paste" might be necessary. Also, the noodles will most likely overlap in the center of the dish. That is fine.) Spoon enough meat sauce, about 2 cups, to cover the noodles in an even layer. Sprinkle the sauce with 1/2 cup of the grated cheese. Arrange a single layer of noodles crosswise over the cheese so they overhang the long sides of the baking dish by about 2 inches, trimming the noodles and overlapping them as necessary. Spread the ricotta mixture evenly over the noodles. Arrange a single layer of noodles lengthwise over the ricotta, trimming the noodles as necessary. Arrange the sliced mozzarella in an even layer over the noodles. Spread 1 cup of the meat sauce over the cheese and sprinkle 1 cup of grated cheese over the sauce. Cover with a layer of noodles, arranged lengthwise. Spoon enough meat sauce, about 2 cups, to cover the noodles in an even layer, and sprinkle the sauce with 1/2 cup grated cheese. Turn the noodles overhanging the sides and ends of the dish over the lasanga, leaving a rectangular uncovered space in the middle. Spread a thin layer of meat sauce over the top layer of noodles. Sprinkle with the remaining grated cheese. Cover loosely with aluminum foil and bake 45 minutes.

Uncover the lasagna and continue baking until the top is crusty around the edges, about 20 minutes. Let rest at least 30 minutes before cutting and serving.

I hope you losers will take the time to make this lasagna. It is certainly worth the time and love. So toss aside that box of Chef Boyardee lasagna and make a real Italian-American version. You'll love yourself for doing it.

Jimmy_Cinderella_Man_Braddock signing off.

Update: Dean Stole Kate From Verian...

2008-03-27T13:13:00.004-04:00

Folks, just 5 minutes ago I received an e-mail from Dean, NHL:1 stud and hockey genius. It appears he has moved on from Allie (sharks1419), to another girl, Katebabe16. Shocking? Yes, I do admit. Stealing a woman away from Verian is like stealing a 20-ounce porterhouse away from Danabomb - it just doesn't happen.

Here is the e-mail I received from Dean:

Jimmy, yo, it's Dean again, yeah! Yeah! Jimmy, Allie is old news ARRROOOO! I dumped that bitch like Pixie's morning bowel movements! Yeah! Jimmy, I about cummed all over this chick last night, man! Fact! This broad was hornier than Sherry_berry27 at a Vicesandhabits, Wildbp, Kingovspades, Talker_a_Talker and Five_4_Fighting circle jerk! No lie! Jimmy, she cummed like 2 times, man! Yeah! I didn't whack my Yotesausage, though, Jimmy, that was just for effect! To make the PM sexier for publishing, Jimmy! Yeah! Again, if you'd kindly publish this on your blog I'd much appreciate it! Thanks, Jimmy, for being a true friend and NHL:1 patriot! Keep up the good work, yeah!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:25:51 PM): meanie!
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:25:58 PM): ?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:26:02 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:26:10 PM): you are mean haha
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:26:20 PM): love wants to talk to you!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:26:24 PM): and you ignored him
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:26:46 PM): he does?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:26:50 PM): when did i ignore him?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:26:52 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:26:55 PM): he hasn't been talkin to me.......
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:26:55 PM): you are pretty
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:26:57 PM): ty
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:27:00 PM): yw
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:27:35 PM): i hate a skin and bones woman who wants ribs poking into them when you're cuddling
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:28:03 PM): you are my kind of lady lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:28:19 PM): uh.........thanks i think.......
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:28:21 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:28:29 PM): well it's true lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:28:43 PM): a real woman should have some meat on her
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:28:49 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:29:21 PM): you should come in the nhl room more often
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:29:36 PM): i'll let you go now
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:29:39 PM): don't want to bug ya
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:30:09 PM): u're fine
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:30:11 PM): not buggint me
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:30:17 PM): just trying to multitask
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:30:18 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:30:27 PM): lol something men can't do
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:30:34 PM): i know
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:30:35 PM): heh
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:30:38 PM): haha
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:31:52 PM): so what's ur asl?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:31:59 PM): 25 pheonix u said?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:32:02 PM): male 25
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:32:03 PM): yes
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:32:52 PM): cool
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:33:00 PM): i just turned 24 2 weeks ago
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:34:10 PM): nice
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:34:23 PM): i hope you know we're just playing around in chat lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:34:26 PM): having some fun
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:34:31 PM): who?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:34:49 PM): love and i always act like dorks lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:34:50 PM): u and love?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:34:55 PM): yeah lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:34:56 PM): yeah, i figured
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:34:57 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:38:43 PM): you a big hockey fan
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:38:45 PM): ?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:39:08 PM): i love watching it
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:39:16 PM): hardly get the chance to tho
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:39:21 PM): i'm always out and about
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:39:26 PM): or busy with homework!!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:39:38 PM): ahh busy college gal
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:40:06 PM): yup!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:40:26 PM): you probably hook up with college guys all the time lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:40:34 PM): not really
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:40:50 PM): i'm lucky if college guys so much as look my way
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:41:06 PM): lol no way
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:41:12 PM): yes way
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:41:48 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:41:55 PM): have you been with many guys?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:42:11 PM): you don't have to be shy in here lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:42:37 PM): yes
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:42:38 PM): i have
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:42:46 PM): between 20-25
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:42:50 PM): never really kept count
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:42:51 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:43:02 PM): omg lmao
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:43:07 PM): what
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:43:15 PM): you've been with a lot of guys lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:43:37 PM): *shrugs*
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:43:46 PM): within the past 6 years tho
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:43:48 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:43:50 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:43:57 PM): not all within the same block of time
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:43:57 PM): heh
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:44:00 PM): get drunk out partying and get em eh?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:44:05 PM): yup
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:44:07 PM): pretty much
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:44:09 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:55:09 PM): lol we're just joking
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:55:18 PM): this room is always nuts
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:55:24 PM): so i c
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:55:26 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:56:30 PM): what are you majoring in?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:56:36 PM): Education
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:57:10 PM): nice
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 10:57:27 PM): i majored in pusheyhole in college
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:57:38 PM): cool
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 10:59:40 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:00:00 PM): i have a friend who texts me with mis-spelled words all the time
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:00:00 PM): and it drives me nutts!!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:00:19 PM): lol katie
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:00:22 PM): i understand!
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:00:36 PM): i'm horny!
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:00:40 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:01:00 PM): so am i lmao
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:01:37 PM): phone sex is fun lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:01:51 PM): it's hot listening to a girl moaning
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:01:53 PM): haha
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:01:58 PM): if real sex isn't available at the time
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:02:54 PM): lol love is crazy
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:03:11 PM): so do you own a vibrator?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:08:15 PM): sorry
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:08:18 PM): comp froze
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:08:43 PM): miss me?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:08:44 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:08:45 PM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:09:04 PM): ohhh yeah!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:09:06 PM): wb
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:09:42 PM): hehe
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:11:21 PM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:11:28 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:11:40 PM): you're sexy
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:11:42 PM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:11:43 PM):
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:11:57 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:12:01 PM): no im not
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:12:24 PM): yes you are
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:12:53 PM): u got a pic?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:12:58 PM): i wanna c what u look like
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:17:11 PM): y do u want my number?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:18:08 PM): just to talk lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:18:12 PM): and whatever else haha
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:18:19 PM): to talk
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:19:53 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:19:53 PM): do u have verizon?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:20:44 PM): no i don't
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:21:08 PM): i can't talk then
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:21:27 PM): just gont into a HUGE fight with my parents about my phone and my phone bill
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:22:04 PM): so i couldn't call you?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:22:11 PM): it would be on my bill lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:22:18 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:22:21 PM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:22:25 PM): lol its ok
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:22:31 PM): well, it's after 9 it wouldn't take up my minutes
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:22:35 PM): it's free after 9 for me.......
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:22:38 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:22:46 PM): u just can't text me cuz it costs me too much
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:23:09 PM): ok
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:23:16 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:23:22 PM): seriously tho.......y do u wanna talk to me??
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:23:40 PM): don't u wanna call one of ur other gf's in the chat room?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:23:45 PM): lmao
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:23:50 PM): i like talking to new people
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:23:54 PM): and you seem fun
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:23:57 PM): and you're horny haha
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:24:00 PM): which is always good
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:24:01 PM):
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:24:08 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:28:35 PM): lol are you leaving?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:29:47 PM): i gotta head to bed soon
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:30:08 PM): going to bed horny lol...not good
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:30:13 PM): unless you take care of business
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:30:25 PM): yeah
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:30:26 PM): i know
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:30:33 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:30:40 PM): that's what vibrators are for
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:30:41 PM): hehe
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:30:44 PM): lmao yep
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:31:34 PM): maybe someday i can help you with your little problem haha
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:31:45 PM): hehe
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:32:12 PM): lol you gotta admit phone sex is fun
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:32:47 PM): yes it is
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:32:58 PM): and if my room wasn't so close to my parents room i'd go for it with you
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:33:14 PM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:33:25 PM): we'll just have to do it some night they're not home
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:33:45 PM): definately!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:34:25 PM):
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:34:48 PM):
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:35:03 PM): i think my parents are gonna be outta the house every night this weekend
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:35:21 PM): ohh nice lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:35:32 PM): maybe i'll just have to fuck ya this weekend haha
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:35:49 PM): maybe
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:35:51 PM): if u're lucky
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:35:52 PM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:35:55 PM): lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:36:22 PM): heh
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:36:27 PM): i gotta c a pic of u first
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:36:39 PM): cuz i'ts not fair that u know what i look like but i don't know what u look like!!!!!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:36:51 PM): lol yeah that would help. if you're on tomorrow i'll photo share with you when i'm home
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:37:06 PM): ok
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:37:12 PM): will you be on tomorrow?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:37:22 PM): prolly
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:37:33 PM): i'll be home from 2- 8ish
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:39:03 PM): ok nice
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:39:12 PM): damn i'm horny
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:39:27 PM): u wanna play on here?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:39:28 PM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:39:42 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:39:49 PM): i've never cybered before haha
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:39:53 PM): is it fun
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:40:24 PM): i like it
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:40:25 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:40:45 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:41:16 PM): so what got you so horny?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:41:41 PM): nothin
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:41:47 PM): just feelin a little wet n playful
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:41:48 PM): hehe
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:43:10 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:43:16 PM): why is your name katie guy?
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:43:21 PM): you're not a dude are you
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:43:29 PM): cuz that's my name
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:43:34 PM): guy is my last name
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:43:35 PM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/26/2008 11:43:44 PM): ahh ok lol
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:45:16 PM): got disconnected for sum reason
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:45:18 PM): sorry bout that
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:49:38 PM): u there hun?
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:52:14 PM):
Katie Guy (3/26/2008 11:52:24 PM): where'd u go?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:08:37 AM): time to watch porn n go to bed...........tty tom i hope
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:08:43 AM): night sweetie
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:11:07 AM): hey lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:11:12 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:11:15 AM): i got booted earlier
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:11:17 AM): hi
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:11:18 AM): i thought you left
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:11:23 AM): you like porn?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:11:26 AM): s'ok
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:11:28 AM): yup
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:11:46 AM): lol do you watch it on here or on your tv?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:11:55 AM): online
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:13:25 AM): porn makes me so damn horny
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:13:26 AM): yup
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:13:30 AM): me too
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:13:50 AM): which video are you going to watch?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:13:57 AM): i dunno
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:15:12 AM): havent found one yet
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:15:22 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:15:37 AM): i like lesbian porn
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:15:38 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:15:45 AM): haha nice
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:15:48 AM): that's hot
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:15:50 AM): love to watch girl on girl
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:16:00 AM): gets me ssssssssssoooooooooooooo wet!!!!!!!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:16:05 AM): awesome
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:16:11 AM): have you ever been with a girl
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:16:12 AM): ?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:16:14 AM): no
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:16:18 AM): i want to tho
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:17:17 AM): my friend said hos gf will let me eat her out
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:17:24 AM): haha nice
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:17:39 AM): just waitin on him to tell me when n where
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:20:00 AM): i always wanted to taste another girls pussy
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:20:13 AM): damn you're hot haha
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:20:29 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:20:31 AM): y?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:20:45 AM): cause bisexual girls are hot!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:20:58 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:20:58 AM): every guy fantasizes about being with 2 girls
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:21:05 AM): im not bi
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:21:11 AM): just curious
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:21:14 AM): ahhh
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:21:21 AM): but you would definitely do it
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:21:30 AM): hell yeah
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:21:32 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:21:48 AM): but im not a huge fan of receiving
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:21:53 AM): wow
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:21:59 AM): i like to b fingered
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:22:07 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:22:09 AM): maybe you haven't had a guy that knows what he's doing?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:22:14 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:22:36 AM): do you like giving blowjobs?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:22:43 AM): mmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:22:47 AM): love it
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:23:13 AM): nice
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:23:34 AM): been told im amazing at it
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:23:47 AM): are you sure you're not from toronto? lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:23:51 AM): you seem familiar
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:23:58 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:24:03 AM): positive
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:24:47 AM): damn i'm horny
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:24:51 AM): i need to cum
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:24:52 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:25:00 AM): im rubbin my clit
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:25:21 AM): wish i could finger you while you did that
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:25:30 AM): mmmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:25:34 AM): me too
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:27:55 AM): ok...i have a massive hard-on now lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:28:03 AM): i hate being alone when i'm horny
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:28:20 AM): it's a shame we can't do this on the phone haha
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:28:32 AM): god it feels ssssssoooooooooooo good!!!!!!!!!!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:28:35 AM): i know hun
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:28:49 AM): maybe this weekend
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:28:54 AM): yeah lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:30:29 AM): ever fuck a girl in the ass?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:31:10 AM): yes i have
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:31:15 AM): mmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:31:17 AM): 2 girlfriends of mine loved it
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:31:19 AM): i love it
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:31:25 AM): nice
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:31:32 AM): lol are you a girl
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:31:37 AM): i'm so not convinced
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:31:45 AM): never thought i would
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:31:46 AM): i think you're someone i know playing a joke on me lmao
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:31:49 AM): but omg!!!!!!!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:32:03 AM): y u say that?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:32:14 AM): i just don't trust anyone on the net haha
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:32:24 AM): i've had friends play jokes like this before
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:32:37 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:32:46 AM): ive never met u b4
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:32:50 AM): promise
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:33:06 AM): ok good
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:33:38 AM): do you like your nipples licked and sucked?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:34:07 AM): combination of both
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:34:27 AM): nice!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:34:32 AM): you have awesome tits
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:34:35 AM): fuck
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:34:43 AM): ty
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:35:18 AM): thoiught maybe id help ya a little since we cant talk on the phone
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:35:20 AM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:35:25 AM): damn you are a bad girl!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:35:27 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:35:34 AM): who took those pics?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:35:39 AM): my ex
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:35:47 AM): nice shaved pussy
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:36:51 AM): wow
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:36:52 AM): ty
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:37:00 AM): you aren't camera shy at all!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:37:35 AM): that's all i have
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:37:51 AM): wow very nice
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:37:53 AM): ty
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:38:03 AM): hehe
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:38:05 AM): ur welcome
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:38:12 AM): gonna use em now?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:38:13 AM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:38:34 AM): hell yeah!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:38:35 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:38:40 AM): hehe
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:38:57 AM): wish i could watch
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:39:09 AM): i love watching a guy masturbate!!!!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:39:12 AM): it's sssssssssoooooooo hot!!!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:39:15 AM): haha
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:39:19 AM): do you have camfrog?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:39:27 AM): you can watch people masturbate and fuck
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:39:31 AM): huh>
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:39:40 AM): whats that?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:39:50 AM): it's a program kinda like chat but people get naked on there and finger theirselves and jack off
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:39:51 AM): haha
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:40:07 AM): no i dont have that
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:40:12 AM): you go in a chat room and people have webcams on and you can view anyone
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:40:15 AM): nobody can deny you
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:40:28 AM): some people are masturbating
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:40:35 AM): nice
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:40:45 AM): i'd love to fuck you
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:41:11 AM): hehe
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:41:47 AM): do you masturbate every day like i do? lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:41:56 AM): whenever i can
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:41:57 AM): heh
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:41:58 AM): haha
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:42:16 AM): i still sleep with my ex so whenever i'm not with him i'm pretty much satisfying myself
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:43:03 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:43:10 AM): he's your ex but you're still banging him...whoa
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:43:15 AM): that never usually happens
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:43:21 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:43:30 AM): we're horny
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:43:30 AM): a lot
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:43:32 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:43:42 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:43:52 AM): does he tittyfuck you?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:43:57 AM): no
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:44:14 AM): well you have big tits, just had to ask
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:45:02 AM): so u gonna pick on me in the room about this if i go back in there sumtime?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:45:11 AM): nope
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:45:12 AM): don't worry
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:45:49 AM): gonna tell chat u saw naked pis of me?lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:46:09 AM): of course! lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:46:17 AM): but not share them!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:46:18 AM): lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:46:26 AM): if you wanna show them that's your business not mine haha
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:46:38 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:46:38 AM): u better not!!!!!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:46:46 AM): does it make you horny knowing i'm jacking off to your pics lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:46:51 AM): dont wanna show them to all of chat just you!!! I showd verian spider tho
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:46:55 AM): omg
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:46:58 AM): yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:47:09 AM): thats so fucking hot
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:47:11 AM): knowing i wanna slide my cock deep inside you
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:47:20 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:47:28 AM):
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:48:11 AM): how big r u?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:48:19 AM): 7
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:48:26 AM): mmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:48:28 AM): i nkow...not huge
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:48:29 AM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:48:31 AM): know
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:48:39 AM): perfect
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:48:44 AM): but i'm thick and have never had complaints lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:48:56 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:49:00 AM): fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkk
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:49:07 AM): i love thick cock
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:49:48 AM): i'd love to feel your mouth on my cock while i finger you and rub your gspot
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:50:05 AM): mmmmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:50:45 AM): do you like riding cock?i'd love to have your tits in my face
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:50:53 AM): yes
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:51:34 AM): i hope you're still rubbing your pussy
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:51:45 AM): hell yeah
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:52:02 AM): usin my vibrator
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:52:05 AM): nice
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:52:37 AM): wish i could slide my cock inside you while you use the vibe on your clit
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:52:44 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:52:52 AM): me 2 baby
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:54:56 AM): god baby
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:55:03 AM): i wanna cum so bad
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:55:54 AM): are you close?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:55:59 AM): i wish i could hear you cum
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:56:08 AM): i wish i could cum with you
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:56:44 AM): mmmmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:57:04 AM): i wishi could just keep my cock inside you after i came and lie there and kiss and lick your nipples until i got hard again...and slowly start sliding in and out of your sexy pussy again..
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:57:07 AM): im so close i can almost feel pt
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:57:17 AM): mmmmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:57:32 AM): we gotta do this this weekend hon
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:57:35 AM): i wanna fuck you
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 12:57:39 AM): i wanna hear you
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 12:58:11 AM):
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:00:22 AM): ive been told i should b a phone sex operator
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:04:50 AM): oh yeah? you sound sexy eh
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:04:57 AM): think you could make me cum?
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:05:21 AM): prlly
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:05:33 AM): lol i'd say you easily could
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:05:41 AM): i get turned on just by hearing a girl masturbate
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:06:19 AM): mmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:06:24 AM): nice
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:09:10 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:09:32 AM): katie are you gonna cum babe
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:09:36 AM): cause i'm so damn close!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:09:37 AM): yes
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:09:50 AM): i wish i could cum with you arggh
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:10:08 AM): y cant u?
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:10:16 AM): i mean actually be there lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:10:22 AM): oh
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:10:23 AM): lol
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:10:25 AM): yeah
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:10:26 AM): me 2
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:10:52 AM): so whats ur name so i know what to moan as i cum
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:11:04 AM): jon! lol
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:11:06 AM):
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:11:15 AM):
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:13:17 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:13:28 AM): fuck yeah!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:13:29 AM): cum baby
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:13:42 AM): oh katie i'm cumming with you
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:14:02 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:14:06 AM): god
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:14:10 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:14:15 AM): ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:18:04 AM): mmmmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:18:06 AM): baby
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:18:16 AM): i wish u were here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:24:09 AM): im cumming again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:24:45 AM): damn i wish my cock was inside you
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:24:49 AM): mmmmmmmm
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:24:58 AM): feeling how tight you are when you cum
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:25:00 AM): mmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:25:09 AM): yeah
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:28:36 AM): i wish you could be here to suck me hard again
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:28:42 AM): i love when a girl sucks my soft cock
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:28:52 AM): mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:28:59 AM): id love that
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:33:40 AM): ok, well.......i gotta work in 7 hrs
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:33:48 AM): so i gotta get tp bed
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:33:53 AM): night hun
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:33:55 AM):
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:35:06 AM): aww bye katie
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:35:13 AM): hope you have a good day at work
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:35:41 AM): i hope we can talk this weekend
femmesgoalie35 (3/27/2008 1:35:44 AM):
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:38:59 AM): mmmmm........i hope so too
Katie Guy (3/27/2008 1:39:00 AM): night

I honestly don't know what to say about this....

Jimmy_Cinderella_Man_Braddock signing off.

True Love

2008-03-27T12:36:00.002-04:00

I got to witness what was perhaps one of the most touching moments in NHL:1 history. A chatter, talker_a_talker, who has spermed more women than any other chatter in the history of Yahoo!, showed his dedication and loyalty to not2visible_31, his cherished and beloved girlfriend.

Katebabe16, who later showed pusheyhole, clint and titties to verian_my_spider_daemon, was quick to pounce on the handsome and charming talker_a_talker. A few suggestive comments posted in the room soon attracted talker_a_talker and verian_my_spider_daemon to Katebabe16 like Dana and Pixie to a Golden Corral buffet at 6 o'clock PM. But, to the shocked chatters of NHL:1, talker_a_talker was able to resist the come-hither-and-bone-me-all-night-long willingness and forwardness of Katebabe16. Not only did talker_a_talker resist all advances from Katebabe16, he also stated his love for not2visible_31 for the entire chat world to see.

I applaud you, talker_a_talker, for being so loyal and loving toward your one true love, not2visible_31. I hope she realizes what a true and kind soul you really are. You are the quintessential loyal boyfriend, friend and lover. Not2visible_31 is truly blessed to have you in her life.

Not2visible_31, I hope you read this and come to understand just how loyal your boyfriend truly is....

Verian, on the other hand, well......

Jimmy_Cinderella_Man_Braddock signing off.

A Blossoming Chat Love

2008-03-09T14:20:00.003-04:00

I woke up at 6:45 this morning to the lovely smell of Hacienda la Esmeralda Geisha filling my nostrils. Anticipating the glorious cup of coffee I was about to be served, I slipped into my Faccia dei Colori bathrobe and headed to the breakfast nook. Walking past my personal office, I heard the fax machine in operation. Curious about what I was receiving at such an early hour, I hastily tied the robe around my perfectly sculpted abs and entered my office. Understandably, most of you will read this first paragraph and assume I was receiving information on potential business deals and real estate options. Well, I'm here to tell you that is not the case! The following is the fax I received from Dean today, word for word. Enjoy.

Jimmy! Yeah! Whats up man yeah! Jimmy i had to send this fax to you yeah! i'mgong to sperm this chick man no doubt yeah! i had this chat w her last night man had to show you so if you can inculde it in you blog man i'll be honored yeah! Arrroooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah! jimmy chedk this pm out this chick wants my yotesausage man fact book it baby! so here it is jimmy if i see it on your blog that be great yeah arooooooooooooooooooo.

kp2osle: show me your pusheyhole baby =))
sharks1419: oh god its dean
kp2osle: i know baby i make you horny
kp2osle: =))
sharks1419: hi dean
kp2osle: hi sweetheart :">
sharks1419: i thought u were leaving for a week?
kp2osle: what makes you think i'm home =;
sharks1419: hahaha
sharks1419: u kill me
kp2osle: i'm a sonner allie l-) i have a private jet
sharks1419: lmao
sharks1419: can i ride on it?
kp2osle: yeah baby :"> you can ride on it anytime
kp2osle: =))
sharks1419: lmao
sharks1419: woooo
kp2osle: talker_a_talker told me he spermed you :O
sharks1419: lmao what!
sharks1419: who is that?
kp2osle: =))
kp2osle: he's a hunk that lives in cali!
sharks1419: i havent been talking that much in the chat...
sharks1419: gross haahaha never even heard of him
kp2osle: he's dating not2nice_31
kp2osle: allie show me those titties baby =))
sharks1419: haha
sharks1419: where r u?
sharks1419: r u on vaca?
kp2osle: i'm flying to texas where i'll board my yacht and sail to the bahamas
kp2osle: :))
sharks1419: lmao
sharks1419: right
kp2osle: come sail with me:"> we can make love to the rocking of the boat :">
sharks1419: no, we would make the boat rock lmao
kp2osle: :))
sharks1419: i have to put my makeup on and brush my teeth lol
sharks1419: hold on
kp2osle: lol get naked baby and i'll call you :">
kp2osle: =))
sharks1419: no u wont!
kp2osle: we'll have phone sex :">
sharks1419: u think im crazy enough to give u my number haha
kp2osle: :))
sharks1419: ive heeard what u have done!
kp2osle: all lies and rumors!
sharks1419: hahaha
sharks1419: ok next time u call walmart ask for velcro condoms not underwear
kp2osle: lmao
sharks1419: ok really hold on haha
kp2osle: ok :P
kp2osle: i just got naked baby:"> i'm waiting on you
sharks1419: hahaha
kp2osle: are you going out?
sharks1419: work
kp2osle: that sucks!
sharks1419: oh well
sharks1419: i have to leave in 10 or so
kp2osle: what do you do at wal-mart?
sharks1419: riiight
kp2osle: =))
kp2osle: are you a stripper?:O
sharks1419: dean stop lol
kp2osle: lol
kp2osle: where do you work? =;
sharks1419: country club !
sharks1419: u know that
kp2osle: you work in the men's bathroom handing out towels!
sharks1419: yeah dean thats what i do
sharks1419: whatever u think
sharks1419: lol
kp2osle: lol
kp2osle: allie i want you :">
sharks1419: no u dont lol
sharks1419: ur trying to set me up to shoot me down and make fun of me
sharks1419: :)
kp2osle: turn on your cam and show me how pretty u look today :">
kp2osle: i would never do that to you!
sharks1419: uh huh
sharks1419: lol
kp2osle: i'm a sweet guy =;
sharks1419: ur married
kp2osle: no i'm not =))
sharks1419: lol uh huh
kp2osle: i'm not!
sharks1419: then why do u lie?!
kp2osle: don't go to work :"> stay and we will make love all night :">
sharks1419: haha i wish
sharks1419: but i do hav to get going
kp2osle: you wish we could make love all night?:O
kp2osle: :(
kp2osle: give me your cell number baby!
sharks1419: u tell me the truth
kp2osle: i'm not married
sharks1419: i wont call u out on it
sharks1419: but u give me the truth and tonight ill think about it
sharks1419: pm it to me and ill read it when i get home
kp2osle: ok:"> i can picture us making love in the future :">
sharks1419: omg
sharks1419: lol
kp2osle: oh my baby
kp2osle: :">
kp2osle: i'll talk to you tonight
kp2osle: and allie....
kp2osle: i want to lick your sexy lil pushey :">
kp2osle: =))
sharks1419: tell m the truth
sharks1419: ill read it when i get back
kp2osle: the truth about what?
kp2osle: lol
sharks1419: YOU!
kp2osle: if i'm married or not?
sharks1419: jus about you
kp2osle: you didn't show me your cam today! :(
kp2osle: i'm hurt
sharks1419: i have to go to work
kp2osle: lol
sharks1419: i cant do this
kp2osle: bye allie :P
sharks1419: good bye dean
kp2osle: >:D<>

Folks, with a little support from the Sonners and chat scrap l-), I have a feeling this love will grow stronger day by day. I sense true love here, people. Do you? Let me know what you think!

Canadian Education

2008-02-02T14:27:00.000-05:00

Readers, I'm very disturbed by the offline I received from a close friend of mine. I want you to take a look at this and tell me what you think. This exchange is between Verian and Youdontknowjack aka Shady. Sigh.

verian_my_spider_daemon: no one jack no one not noone
jack: lol @ that
verian_my_spider_daemon: noone isn't a word
verian_my_spider_daemon: jack i'm trying to help you here
jack: it is in canada and britain
verian_my_spider_daemon: omg@what you just said
jack: anyway
verian_my_spider_daemon: jack
verian_my_spider_daemon: jack you will find noone nowhere
jack: you \keep thinking your own way
verian_my_spider_daemon: no dictionary
verian_my_spider_daemon: never
verian_my_spider_daemon: jack i'm educated you're not
verian_my_spider_daemon: trust me
jack: it is a compound word
verian_my_spider_daemon: noone is not a word
verian_my_spider_daemon: omg jack
verian_my_spider_daemon: please trust me this once?
jack: anywhere is not a compouns word according to you i suppose
jack: compound
verian_my_spider_daemon: jack please stop
verian_my_spider_daemon: listen
jack: no you listen
verian_my_spider_daemon: noone is not a word
verian_my_spider_daemon: honestly
jack: it is
verian_my_spider_daemon: ugh
verian_my_spider_daemon: jack i was a dlb major in school
verian_my_spider_daemon: english one of them
verian_my_spider_daemon: dbl
jack: like hell you were
verian_my_spider_daemon: ugh
verian_my_spider_daemon: nevermind
verian_my_spider_daemon: i'm seriously trying to educate you here
jack: you can barely spell
verian_my_spider_daemon:
jack: stupid
jack: this is a fact
jack: you know nothing
jack: you have a grade eight education
jack: fact
verian_my_spider_daemon: i can't help you jack if you're not open to learn
jack: you are worse off than my idiot nephew
verian_my_spider_daemon: i'm sorry
all power to the Hypnotoad (fight_the_power_2007) joined the room
jack: you should be sorry for being so stupid
verian_my_spider_daemon: you got me jack
jack: dumbass
verian_my_spider_daemon: i'm stupid
jack: you are going on ignore i wasted enough time on you
verian_my_spider_daemon: jack i was honestly trying to help you

What is taking place in Canadian schools? Noone is a word in Canada and Britain?? Tears filled my eyes when I first read that...

Jimmy Braddock signing off...

The Future

2007-10-25T22:28:00.000-04:00

As I sit here watching the 2007 World Series, I can't help but think about the poor souls stranded in a huge NHL:1 Yahoo! Chat rut. What does the future hold for these people? They refuse to work, forcing their parents to support them. I do not hate these people, though they do cost me thousands of tax dollars every year. No, I do not hate them. Those words play about my head as I try to figure out exactly how I do feel about them. Is it pity? I'm not sure. As I think about this tonight, I'll jot down little notes from time to time.